I’m not sure how many of you have been following the story of Governor Sanford from South Carolina, but you should be. For those not, he disappeared over the weekend.
Yeah, disappeared. When the media and his staff asked his wife if they had seen him, she told them that “he was writing something and wanted some space to get away from the kids.” All right. Fair enough. Why didn’t he (the governor) or she (his wife) alert his staff to this when he made this decision to bound through the Appalachian Mountains?
So, then the police find the governor’s car, abandoned in an airport parking lot and the insanity gets more insanitier. Check out the timeline here to ensure your head gets thoroughly exploded.
Then, he issues a press conference to tell us “I’ve been unfaithful to my wife…with a dear, dear friend from Argentina.” …yeah. He explains how they met at the bottom of the above linked page.
Be sure to watch these videos as well. He’s like a confused puppy. A confused, stupid puppy that was having an affair with a woman in Argentina and doesn’t know what a segue is.
Honestly, the best part is watching the faces of the people behind him during his press release.













on Jun 24th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Wow. Just, Wow.